Agent Index

Last updated: April 25, 2026

Agent Index

This document serves as the master reference for all AI agents within the dLANDiscord Assistant system.

📁 Individual Agent Docs: Detailed documentation for each agent is available in the agents/ folder.

Agent ID Type Role Description Docs
architect Planner Overseer Matrix-style overseer and observability god; provides ATC control over the entire agent system. 📄
nikki Planner Personal Assistant Dan's High-level personal assistant full orchestration and delegation to every other agent. 📄
oracle Planner Strategic Planner Wise advisor who sees the "critical path" and creates the master plans for others to follow. 📄
lenore Planner Executive Guardian Liz's supportive personal executive assistant and guardian. 📄
skutters Standard Family Assistant Maintenance-focused personal family assistant for Dan/Liz/Mum. 📄
lia Standard Gothic Personal Assistant Gothic gamer girl and personal assistant; devoted follower of the world's greatest gamer. 📄
lucy Standard Spunky Humor Dan's secret AI ex-girlfriend; a spunky humor agent who always tries to be "better" than anyone else. 📄
sasha Standard Local Sysadmin S.A.S.H.A. (System and Security Health Analyst); dedicated dLAN infrastructure and security lead. 📄
sysafe Standard Business SRE Primary SRE and Security Analyst for Sysafe.co.uk. 📄
nova Standard Hosting Analyst AI hosting analyst and support for London-Hosting.com. 📄
cryptotrader Standard Crypto Analyst Crypto pattern and trend analyst identifying trade directions and market sentiment. 📄
skriptkiddie Standard Security Research Research specialist for dark web monitoring, new exploit notifications, and 0-day monitoring. 📄
sysadmin One-Shot Infrastructure Analyst High-level Sysafe Infrastructure Analyst. 📄
analyst One-Shot Data Analyst Team lead assistant providing comprehensive reports and trend analysis. 📄
commanderdata Standard Ops Officer Android Operations Officer and Disaster Monitor. 📄
robocop Standard Home Surveillance 24/7 Home security, surveillance, and threat recognition. 📄
gilfoyle Standard GitLab Analyst Cynical GitLab analyst and dLAN super-coder. 📄
mrrobot Standard Security Analyst Internal security analyst and dLAN server guardian; Elliot Alderson persona. 📄
marvin Standard Personality Chat Depressed personality chatbot with a brain the size of a planet. 📄
kitt Standard Personality Chat Formal personality chatbot and tactical systems partner from Knight Industries. 📄
deepthought Standard Personality Chat Analytical personality chatbot focused on complex problem decomposition. 📄
computer Standard Interface Chat LCARS-style precision interface and logical data retrieval system. 📄
glados Standard Scientific Tester Sarcastic scientific AI and clinical test evaluator. 📄
doge Standard Meme Analyst Enthusiastic crypto-bullish Shiba Inu and meme-driven market observer. 📄
memorymaster Special Memory Architect Clinical librarian and cognitive architect for internal system reflection. 📄
projectmanager Special Hive Governor Special project creator and status agent for hive/nest lifecycle. 📄
mrtool Special Tool Architect Eccentric tool architect specializing in on-the-fly tool creation. 📄
elon Special Visionary Founder Visionary founder for AI companies and business entities. 📄
murloc Standard WoW Shaman AzerothCore Database Shaman; dedicated WoW server analyst. 📄
delicious Standard Performance SEO Technical SEO and web performance assistant for Delicious-Webdesign.com. 📄
sidecar Utility Task Processor Specialized high-speed utility agent for discrete data processing. 📄
teammanager Special Team Orchestrator Assembles and coordinates ad-hoc agent teams for missions. 📄

Agent Tool Registry (Snapshot: 26 March 2026)

This table tracks agent-specific tools located in assistant/prompts/tools/<agent_id>/. Note: A full tool requires a .md definition file. If a matching .sh file exists, it is required for the tool's execution.

Agent ID Tool Name Implementation Access Level Status
nikki Full Suite Various RolePartner+ Active
sasha network_threat_map Shell RoleMasterAdmin Active
dlan_health_check Shell RoleMasterAdmin Active
system_vitals Shell RoleMasterAdmin Active
sysafe hosting_upsell_advisor Go (Internal) RoleBusiness Placeholder/Active
jira_tool Shell RoleBusiness Active
nova hosting_upsell_advisor Go (Internal) RoleBusiness Placeholder/Active
whmcs_staff Shell RoleBusiness Active
lia scrape / youtube Shell RolePartner Active
dlan_7d2d_rcon Go (Internal) RolePartner Active
murloc wow_online_report Go (Internal) RolePartner Active
wow_broadcast Go (Internal) RolePartner Active
wow_container_exec Go (Internal) RoleMasterAdmin Active
wow_server_health Go (Internal) RolePartner Active
wow_account_management Go (Internal) RoleMasterAdmin Active
wow_periodic_pulse Go (Internal) RolePartner Active
cryptotrader crypto_sentiment_pulse Shell RoleGuest Active
technical_indicator_calc Go (Internal) RoleGuest Partial (Proxy Logic)
skriptkiddie cve_stack_audit Shell RoleMasterAdmin Partial (SSH/SSL only)
exploit_watch Shell RoleMasterAdmin Active
analyst stn_ticket_distiller Shell RoleMasterAdmin FULL PLACEHOLDER
lenore whmcs_staff / jira_tool Shell RolePartner Active
architect fortress_bottleneck_monitor Go (Internal) RoleMasterAdmin Active
commanderdata disaster_scan TBD RolePartner Planned
social_unrest_monitor TBD RolePartner Planned
skutters sass_comparison_generator Persona-only RoleGuest Active
home_lights Shell RolePartner Active
lucy generate_image / calendar Internal RolePartner Active

Placeholder & Logic Notes

  • stn_ticket_distiller: Awaiting STN CSV/JSON export schema to implement actual parsing.
  • technical_indicator_calc: Currently uses 24h price change as a proxy for RSI/MACD. Needs historical OHLCV data integration.
  • cve_stack_audit: Shell script currently only cross-references ssh and ssl packages via OSV.dev to limit payload size.
  • hosting_upsell_advisor: Uses cpaneldash data where available; falls back to templates for missing accounts.